clex
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Whoever is fucking with my posts, please stop... -no, & eliot wuz heer
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Post by clex on Mar 19, 2007 8:18:44 GMT -5
Paul vs. Swanson, for everyones enjoyment, just so we can see them at it....GO!!!!
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Post by floydfreak18 on Mar 20, 2007 7:08:07 GMT -5
this is retarded because we argue on every post anyway.
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clex
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Whoever is fucking with my posts, please stop... -no, & eliot wuz heer
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Post by clex on Mar 20, 2007 8:11:37 GMT -5
and I (and probly others) are tired of it...this is supposed to be a place to relax from school, but if you two bite each others heads off, it's not that much cooler.
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Post by facefacefaceface on Mar 20, 2007 14:12:37 GMT -5
1. Cut a hole in a box 2. Put your junk in that Box 3. Let her open the box ITS A DICK IN A BOX Btw, Crews, if you dont like our epic battles over the internet, dont read them. Also, read this sign for further advice you see, arguing over the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win, you are still retar"T"ed (lawlawlwalawl retarted) Stay tuned for a Public Service Announcement from Swanson: Hello, children did you know that over 55 million kids die from gonorrhea each year? And taht over 6 people per day have their dicks cut off with a butcher knife? Disturbing yes.. But the truth Stay in school kids. BEWM
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Post by facefacefaceface on Mar 20, 2007 14:24:33 GMT -5
"Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brough a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me. "So I heard you like Mudkips..." "Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUUVE MUDKIPS." "O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE." "Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and." Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips. Need less to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved. I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation. A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell. So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I'M GONNA SUE..." and it was cut off. I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight. So I ask you: do you like Mudkips?" ^^MUDKIP
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Post by floydfreak18 on Mar 21, 2007 6:44:20 GMT -5
Hello, children did you know that over 55 million kids die from gonorrhea each year? And taht over 6 people per day have their dicks cut off with a butcher knife? Disturbing yes.. But the truth that gonorrhea thing is an obvious lie but the butcher knife thing is purely freaky but great paintwork
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Post by melooza on Mar 22, 2007 8:17:38 GMT -5
whoa.
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Post by floydfreak18 on Mar 23, 2007 7:18:43 GMT -5
i didnt see the burgerking/mcdoos thing at first. hilarious.
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clex
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Whoever is fucking with my posts, please stop... -no, & eliot wuz heer
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Post by clex on Mar 30, 2007 15:26:48 GMT -5
Btw, Crews, if you dont like our epic battles over the internet, dont read them. Also, read this sign for further advice No, i love reading it actually...I'm just saying you should have an official battle here, to see the winner on a set topic,instead of just fucking with everything...that's what a contest is right?
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Post by facefacefaceface on Mar 31, 2007 9:41:01 GMT -5
Proclaim a topic sir
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Post by floydfreak18 on Apr 11, 2007 6:53:26 GMT -5
my answer is still no
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clex
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Whoever is fucking with my posts, please stop... -no, & eliot wuz heer
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Post by clex on Apr 25, 2007 15:47:16 GMT -5
pussy...Swanson wins by default.
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Post by floydfreak18 on Apr 26, 2007 7:11:54 GMT -5
go eat shit and die
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clex
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Whoever is fucking with my posts, please stop... -no, & eliot wuz heer
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Post by clex on Apr 26, 2007 18:42:25 GMT -5
that won't change that swanson won man
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Post by facefacefaceface on Apr 27, 2007 6:07:42 GMT -5
my dad always says go eat shit and die when he is watching a hockey game, actually more recently its shut the fuck up you fucking "dufuses" when he is yelling at the dumbass Canadian announcers
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